What is Dating Rules?
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Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
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The act of shitting on a womans neck, and leaving it there until it hardens and crusts.
I showed the kansas city bowtie to my neice at ..
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Your first lay
I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass...