Dating Rules

What is Dating Rules?


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Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.

There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:

"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"

Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:

"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"

"Do you know what day it is today?"

Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:

"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"


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