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The act of masturbating.
Nick Tinen was jerkin' the gerkin while I played Mortal Kombat II.
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used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.
Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time..
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A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.
"Jon is behaving like a..