Dave Meltzer

What is Dave Meltzer?


1.

An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.

Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails

Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?

See mark, wwe, tna, roh, wrestling


0

Random Words:

1. 1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise. 2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity. Kid:..
1. SIMILAR TO THE HUSTLER, BUT THE RUSTLER HAS TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO PUT THE WORD OUT AFTER SHANIQUA EAR RUSTLED AQUANETTA AND POOKIE&apo..
1. Most people confuse this with some sort of cannon near the eye of some superhero, but really it is a cannon that shooots large eyes and ..