What is Daved?
1.
to have succumb to the powers of Dave rendering a girl unable to resist the urge to go home with him (or back to her place).
*morning after*
Girl: "wow I totally got daved last night"
Dave: "you sure as hell did"
friend 1: "how many girls can honestly get daved in one night?"
friend 2: "from just one dave? about 3 to 4."
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2.
To lose one's cool or to flip out ala Dave from Alvin and The Chipmunks. To go ballastic.
When my Boss saw what I did he totally Daved on me.
And thats when I snapped, I totally Daved on this guy for no reason at all.
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3.
1. Showing superiority to another person, usually in a way that humiliates them.
2. Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation.
3. To get beat down physically or verbally by someone.
See Robsoned
Examples of being "Daved"
Falling over leaving you in pain.
Get facialed by your boyfriend.
Getting Bitten by a Shark.
Getting hammered in bed leaving you unable to walk, talk or breathe.
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4.
Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol
I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!
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5.
When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.
Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.
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6.
Ditch, cheated or otherwise tricked in some some way.
I was waiting for Joe but he daved me.
Jim really daved me on that last deal.
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7.
To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.
Shit i've been daved again.
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