Davenport

What is Davenport?


1.

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"

2) A town in Iowa

3) More simply put, a couch

Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport

Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.

Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.

See couch, sofa, lounge, lazyboy

2.

A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters

neale:its busy in davenport today

paul:yeh the sharks are at home!

See stockport, county, davenport, timperley, neale

3.

The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.

That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.

See defecation, laundry, prank, revenge, najeh

4.

A City in Iowa in the Quad Cities.

Known to be named after a couch.

It's pretty damn cool.

How come the Mark is out side of Davenport?

See city, midwest, cool, riley, sucky


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