What is Davenport?
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1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch
Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.
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2.
A quiet suburb of stockport with a handful of county fans and a large contingent of sale sharks supporters
neale:its busy in davenport today
paul:yeh the sharks are at home!
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3.
The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.
That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.
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4.
A City in Iowa in the Quad Cities.
Known to be named after a couch.
It's pretty damn cool.
How come the Mark is out side of Davenport?
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