What is Davey Crotch It?
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When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
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When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.
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