David

What is David?


1.

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

See timebomb, insane, conquer, peace, america, earth, leader, smart, strong

2.

a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

dude he is such a david

See hot, funny, nice, smart, cute

3.

A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.

Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.

See cool, awesome, great, coolest, super, wow, yay

4.

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"

"Only David could have raped Goliath."

See bamf, crazy, insane, beast, strong, sexy

5.

1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo

2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.

3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.

1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.

See david, vegetable, music, good

6.

David is a person who rocks everyones sox.

Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.

David IS HELLA TIGHT.

- david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !

:orgasm:

See david, hellatight, yo, rockstar, cool, sox

7.

A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"

Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"

Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"

Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

See david, dave, davey, big dave


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