David And Goliath

What is David And Goliath?


1.

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."

"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

2.

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

See tit fuck, boner, blow job, awesome

3.

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.

Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.

Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."

Jack- "Yahoo!"

See dirty sanchez, portugese breakfast, cunt kick


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