David Cooper

What is David Cooper?


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When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you proceed to yell out,

"Who's the boss?"

She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you turkey slap her in the face and then scream,

"David Cooper's the boss!"

Wranger 1: I have Fanta Pants!

Jesus Christ: I dont! You suck, you wranger!

Wranger 2: I also have Fanta Pants!

Allah: You all suck!

Wranger 3: Allah, did you fart?

Allah: Who ever smelt it dealt it!

David Cooper: Yahhhhhh, Trick, Yahhhhhh!

Soulja Boy: What the?

Soulja Boy's Mother: David Cooper is boss!

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