What is David Ford?
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18 year old closet beastiality enthusiast who has a constant nipple erection around other males, despete weather condition(s). A Variant From a Charlie Bennet, David has full function of a growth hormone that he utilises shamefully.
Destined for death he is a classic example for destitution and will negate lonliness for all of his desperate life: unknown to the mass's David sleeps with contentment for "Hetero's"
David Ford slept with my leg the other night in social protest against the food safety act 1994 paragraph 6 line 2.
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Random Words:
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lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the moth..