David Furnish

What is David Furnish?


1.

The significant otherof Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

See elton john, gay, faggot, poof, cocksucker

2.

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semeninto David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectumor an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

See faggot, sodomy, civil union, gay, poofter, aids, cocksuckers, marriage, Busted Hyman


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