What is David Lee Roth?
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Code word for cocaine.
Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.
Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.
Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
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One of the most influencial frontmen that later 80's hair bands tried to imitate. A true legend of his day, though his attire was questionable.
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the best lead signer to ever front van halen.
did you hear david lee roth killed sammy hagar with his martial arts moves.
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One of the last good singers in one of the last "real" rock & roll bands.
If you are hung up on his clothing then you're just a bitch.His clothing only became really questionable towards the end and this is simply what you had to do to get your videos on Mtv.Anyway who gives a fuck about such trivial shit? The music was awesome!
Van Halen with Roth was kick ass rock & roll.
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The most flamboyant artist in the heavy metal/pop/classic rock scene, who after leaving Van Halen (due to his incompatibility with Eddie Van Halen), recorded 3 albums before his music became unpopular in the face of the non - flamboyant and dirty wave of grunge antiestablishment. Check out "Eat em' and Smile". Includes great songs, such as "Yankee Rose" and "Ladies' Night in Buffalo", just to name a few
David Lee Roth and Van Halen virtually reinvented the heavy metal scene of the late '70's and the early to mid '80's, and DLR would go platinum with his next album "Eat em' and Smile"
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Invented Rock N' Roll
You know who invented Rock N' Roll? DAVID LEE ROTH!
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If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
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