What is David Letterman?
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When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.
(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?
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Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.
I hate David Letterman. He sucks.
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When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.
I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!
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An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.
David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.
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an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...
guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
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Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.
Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.
Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.
Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
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The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.
"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"
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