David Lucio

What is David Lucio?


1.

1. (adj.) inspiring awe; awesome.

2. (adj.) sexually interesting or exciting; sexy.

3. (noun) a badass; a person distinctively tough or powerful; so exceptional as to be intimidating.

4. (verb) to fall severely short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved; Epic Fail.

5. (wtf) BANGARANG!

1. Lady: "Thank you for saving my son from that burning building, it's was a David Lucio-esque feat..."

2. Girl: "Did you see that guy's number I just got? Oh my god, he was so David Lucio it sent shivers down my spine."

3. Guy 1: "The whole rugby team got fucked up in the bar fight last night."

Guy 2: "No shit? What happened, did a gang jump them?"

Guy 1: "Nah man, they pissed off a David Lucio!"

Guy 2: "Dayum!"

4. Guy 1: "Shit, I just went to ask out that girl over there, but she said she already has a boyfriend."

Guy 2: "Who, her? She told me she was single earlier. You just David Lucioed hard..."

5. Friend: "BANGARANG, LUCIO, BANGARANG!"

See david, lucio, badass, bad ass, awesome, bangarang, sexy, epic fail


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