What is David Mckeown?
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A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the
"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."
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