David Mckeown

What is David Mckeown?


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A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.

"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",

"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."

See shocker, metrosexual, facebook, myspace


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