What is David Miscavige?
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The chronically short, asthma-ridden tyrant at the head of The Church Of Scientology.
After serving as L Ron Hubbard's personal butt-boy during his adolescence, he used the fact the fact that Hubbard was on the run from the FBI to stage an internal coup.
He is well known as a violent, misogynistic, homophobic, megalomaniac.
He has not been seen often since Anonymous tore his "church" a new asshole!
Dude 1.) "What do you mean you don't hate Tom Cruise? His best friend is that asthma-troll, david miscavige"
Dude 2.) "Did you say, David Miscarriage?"
Dude 1.) "Yeah, you heard right!"
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