David O'brien

What is David O'brien?


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A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.

I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)

See vaginas, dick, fingers


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