David Ortiz Theory

What is David Ortiz Theory?

The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.

A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.

B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.

Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?

Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.

Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.

Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.

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