What is David Ortiz Theory?
1.
The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
See
Random Words:
1.
When a man pees on a woman stomach who is lying in a bathdub in her beack tummy up.
also known as
I performed prenescrow yesterday.
S..
1.
when a hungarian women puts a paper towel roll up her ass and you put ur mouth on the other end. She then defecates into ur mouth
My gi..
