David The Grunting Spacker

What is David The Grunting Spacker?

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A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

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