What is David The Jew?
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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'
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A last name which represents coolness in all ways, shapes, and forms.
Man, I wish my last name was Ziegelbauer so I could be cool.
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when something or someone is weak and pathetic
that is so lemon peri-peri
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