David The Jew

What is David The Jew?


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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.

Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.

For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.

'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'

See david, jew, hair, ego


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