What is David The Jew?
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obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'
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1: A person who is motivated by their ideals. An intra-competitive person often marked by abandoning that which hinders their ideals.
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To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
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