David Wells

What is David Wells?


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David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.

" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea

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