David Yates

What is David Yates?

Director on crack who's never read any Harry Potter books

Guy 1: Why was there no major fight scene or funeral at the end of Half-Blood Prince?

Guy 2: Dude, it was directed by David Yates, he's never read any of the books!

See harry, potter, rowling, hermione, granger, ronald, weasley, tonks, rupert grint, dumbledore, voldemort, ralph fiennes

First Fatal Piss

1. First Fatal Piss or FFP. This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it ..

Ullshit

1. like bullshit but without the b "mate you are like fully full of ullshit... i cant even be bothered to say the B mate.."..

Female Intuition

1. Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication. Girl: Anythig wrong, honey? ..

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