What is David Yates?
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Director on crack who's never read any Harry Potter books
Guy 1: Why was there no major fight scene or funeral at the end of Half-Blood Prince?
Guy 2: Dude, it was directed by David Yates, he's never read any of the books!
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A honking big platter that has a staggering array of meat, pickle and cracker comboes on it.
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A scunnerfuck is you're fucking someone that you don't really like. At all.
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