What is David Yates?
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Director on crack who's never read any Harry Potter books
Guy 1: Why was there no major fight scene or funeral at the end of Half-Blood Prince?
Guy 2: Dude, it was directed by David Yates, he's never read any of the books!
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The shit you take after drinking Jegermeister all night. It is so messy that it requires the victim to wipe the back of his or her legs...
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A weak attempt at a French Kiss.
Ally: Ugh, my new boyfriend is a terrible kisser...and I think he might be Chinese.
Mikey: Why do you..