Davidanese

What is Davidanese?


1.

A language passed down for many years between people from the ancient city of Atlantis. Copywritten by Pepsi in the year 1997.

"Davidanese used to be an awesome language until that stupid rule came along when you had to mention Mountain Dew in any sentence."

See his, sister, pam, works, in, the, shop, she, never, stops, a, go, getter

2.

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

See david, long, lost, language, snakes on a plane


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