Davidism

What is Davidism?


1.

A davidism describes an action that any person named David has done. These are often akward, strange occurences leaving you wondering, "What just happened?" A davidism can occur at any given time. The only requirement is that David is the cause of it.

Wow, another Davidism. Really surpising coming from you David.

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A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.

The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.

Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.

Those who don't will end up in hell too.

Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!

Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

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