David's Law

What is David's Law?


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The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

See nice, nasty, rule, law, david


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