David's Law

What is David's Law?


1.

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

See nice, nasty, rule, law, david


99

Random Words:

1. When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right befor..
1. Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load. I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave! S..
1. Abbreviation for Northern Kentucky University, a large metropolitan college in Highland Heights, Kentucky, just seven to eight miles fro..