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Male form of masturbation.
I was performing some splash art in my room, when I was rudely interuppted by my mother.
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A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents fo..
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when a woman wipes her dingleberries in a mans backhair for festive purposes.
The holidays are coming, so my wife gave me a Merry-Terri..