What is Dawson's Mom?
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A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she couldn't handle it. Also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with Reggie's testicles like they were the last pair of testicles on earth.
Dawson's mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.
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A laughing expression that only noobs on the internet would use.
ROFLMAOLOLCAKES dude! Have you seen the Billy Mays dubs?!?!?!
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Also known as RDS. Essentially, a man who suffers from rabbit deek syndrome has a fairly short penis of disproportionate narrowness. To ..
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The soft folds of skin in a woman's vagina
I'd like to get between her queefquilts.
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