What is Dawson's Mom?
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A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she couldn't handle it. Also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with Reggie's testicles like they were the last pair of testicles on earth.
Dawson's mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.
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A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
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(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.
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