Daycare

What is Daycare?


1.

Where Michael Jackson goes for pleasure

I thought I saw the king of pop when I went to pick up Billy from daycare today.

See suge

2.

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

3.

Name given to someone who dates somebody far below the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: Dude Daycare hows it going

Guy 2: Really Guys, cmon you know my name is Jonathan South

Guy 1: You mean the same one from University of Maryland College Park

Guy 3: How's the girlfriend when does she get out from pre-school

See statutory rape, south, child molester


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