What is Daylight Saving Time?
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When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
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an ironic way of saying "that's idiotic".
"Did you hear they're making us wear uniforms to work?"
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A good substitute for alcohaul
Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract..