What is Day-olds?
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Second day stubble, particularly in the pubic region.
(inspired by the actual term "day olds", referring to donuts/pastries baked on the previous day which are offered at extreme discount prices at Robin's Donuts and Tim Horton's)
"I don't mind that I didn't meet anyone worth hooking up with tonight; I've got day-olds anyway"
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To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
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