What is Daytime Television?
1.
A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.
Antonyms: Primetime Television,
"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."
See
Random Words:
1.
The man craps on a piece of joint paper, then rolls it up into a little cigaretté. The woman then smokes it.
Since we're out of c..
1.
When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.
Dear Principal,
Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion..
