Dazs Your Haagen

What is Dazs Your Haagen?

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

See wank, masturbate, jack off, jerk off, choke the chicken, wake and shake

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