D.b.a.n.

What is D.b.a.n.?


1.

D.B.A.N.

1) Don't be a n*gga

2) Don't be a Nick

This is especially used for somebody who:

1) Can't satisfy a woman

2) Suffers from premature ejaculation

3) Can't maintain a love interest without making them feel like sh*t

4) Drives around in a Lexus ES and drag races against pickup trucks on a friday night to make him feel better but instead loses

5) Talks sh*t about friends behind their back

6) Thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone

7) Doesn't know if he's more Italian or Puerto Rican

8) Says that he's met celebrities when in actuality the said celebrity was only there at the same time and never had any contact with him

9) An overall jerk of a person who gets an "F" in Life 101

10) Finds poems online, copies and pastes them, and gives them to girls saying that he wrote them

1) Yo man D.B.A.N.

2) Person 1: Hey... wanna go for a ride in my Lexus... I gotta go deliver this poem that some guy named Petrach wrote but I plagiarized it to an unsuspecting girl so I can get some. If she likes it maybe I'll get some. But I won't be long cuz I ejaculate in like 2 seconds. On the way back we can blast some Daddy Yankee and race pickup trucks, I actually met him once. Actually he's a clone of me. So whaddaya say?

Person 2: I don't even know you... D.B.A.N.

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2.

1) Don't be a n*gga

2) Don't be a Nick

This is especially used for somebody who:

1) Can't satisfy a woman

2) Suffers from premature ejaculation

3) Can't maintain a love interest without making them feel like sh*t

4) Drives around in a Lexus ES and drag races against pickup trucks on a friday night to make him feel better but instead loses

5) Talks sh*t about friends behind their back

6) Thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone

7) Doesn't know if he's more Italian or Puerto Rican

8) Says that he's met celebrities when in actuality the said celebrity was only there at the same time and never had any contact with him

9) An overall jerk of a person who gets an "F" in Life 101

10) Finds poems online, copies and pastes them, and gives them to girls saying that he wrote them

1) Yo man D.B.A.N.

2) Person 1: Hey... wanna go for a ride in my Lexus... I gotta go deliver this poem that some guy named Petrach wrote but I plagiarized it to an unsuspecting girl so I can get some. If she likes it maybe I'll get some. But I won't be long cuz I ejaculate in like 2 seconds. On the way back we can blast some Daddy Yankee and race pickup trucks, I actually met him once. Actually he's a clone of me. So whaddaya say?

Person 2: I don't even know you... D.B.A.N.

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