De Ja Poon Edit Meaning

1. when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF See ouch, dick, pussy, jew..

1. An old woman with a such an old gooey vagina that it's like getting your dick trapped in the matrix, but melted. "What would ..

1. When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face. Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Er..