De La Garza

What is De La Garza?


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to belong to something awesome

life at its best

like laughing at a kid on the street with a bag of doritos

a precious moment in time ( like a gay man winning on trl and blowing kisses at the camera while waving at his mom)

pretty much the shit

" dude, i just won the lottery, had wild sex with pam anderson, scored the winning touch down at the super bowl and won a Caribbean cruise and a jaguar at a charity raffle and I am still not as lucky as you... you are a de la garza"

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