What is Dead?
1.
Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
2.
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
3.
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)
2. To be REALLY boring
3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven
2. This party is dead, I'm going home
3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
4.
something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
See
5.
Dead: No longer takeing up space and breathing our air.
I'm glad that son-of-a-bitch is dead, See also;
bit the shit andnegative patient care outcome
See
6.
1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.
2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.
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7.
Besides boring and something which no longer lives among us, it also is the late, great, former singer of Black Metal group MAYHEM.
He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums.
Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush).
To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally.
Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans.
Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.
"Before the shows Dead used to bury his clothes
into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer
