What is Dead Animal Pickup?
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When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for
dead animal pickup instead)
Random Words:
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When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.
Person One: "Dude..
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when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.
"Last night was the best shag i ever had, sha..
