What is Dead Animal Pickup?
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When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for
dead animal pickup instead)
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A mugger of uggos - i.e. a male who choses to covet undesirable females.
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Amount of time spent on the computer, usually to indicate geekiness.
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