Dead Animal Pickup

What is Dead Animal Pickup?


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When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)


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