Dead Animal Pickup

What is Dead Animal Pickup?

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

Florvåg

1. A Swedish blowup doll. Bob hid his florvåg safely under his bed. See blowup doll..

Pensioner

1. pensioner An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time. The pensioner is a useless old man. See Apple Cider..

Cricket Master

1. an italian chink. Will Cimino See gorf 2. an Italian hunk sausage. Will Cimino See frog 3. The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life.....

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