Dead Animal Pickup

What is Dead Animal Pickup?


1.

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)


29

Random Words:

1. Hurricane Andrew struck Florida in August of 1992. It was the second most destructive hurricane in recent history (the only reason it&ap..
1. A derogatory term, see brown noser It's all shpadoinkle! See batman 1. A derogatory term, see brown noser It's all shpado..
1. Verb : to display actions of a jive turkey, to ruin self image, to be an asshole "Fool, you must be triflin'" 2. One w..