Dead Animal Pickup

What is Dead Animal Pickup?

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

Vuryaled

1. To kick ass I vuryaled that son of a bitch motherfucker. See kick ass, pwn, obliterate, eviscerate, all your base are belong to us..

Heiles

1. the german last name for somebody very very very very important and interesting and are related to jesus. I bet that girl's last n..

Vanoli

1. a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. He lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your c..

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