What is Dead Animal Pickup?
1.
When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.
Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?
Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for
dead animal pickup instead)
