Dead Baby Jokes

What is Dead Baby Jokes?


1.

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?

A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck

load of bricks?

A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.

A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

2.

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.

3.

muy offensive, muy hilarious

a badass dead baby jokes.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

A: I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it.

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4.

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder

Randy:what?

Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

5.

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

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6.

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

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7.

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?

A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?

A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?

A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?

A: Everyone!

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