Dead Beat Dad Edit Meaning

1.

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!

lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.

....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...

lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*

mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

See dead beat dad, father, kid, child, neglect, loser, flake, flaky, flaker

2.

A man who does not pay child support and/or maintain regular contact with his children. Or a bum who, though still sleeping with the mother, does nothing to contribute to the household either financially or by taking care of the home/children. Often an abusive man or an addict. Always lazy and self absorbed.

My mother had to garnish my dead beat dad's paycheck, but we still never hear from him.

See ass hole, sperm donor, baby daddy, wife beater, bum

3.

Any man that has made a child or children and now ignores or does not support them. Notorious for empty promises. Usually immature and selfish and tries to blame the mother for not being around.

A.K.A: sperm donor

"That dead beat dad blames all his baby's moms for not being involved in his kids lives. What a tool."

See sperm donor, blackwood, waste of skin, asshole, loser, baby daddy, flake

4.

Any man that has made a child or children and now ignores or does not support them. Notorious for empty promises. Usually immature and selfish and tries to blame the mother for not being around.

A.K.A: sperm donor

"That dead beat dad blames all his baby's moms for not being involved in his kids lives. What a tool."

See sperm donor, blackwood, waste of skin, asshole, loser, baby daddy, flake

5.

A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of course the ex never had anything to do with any of the marriage problems. Was put through school by the "dead beat dad" and forgot what she ate or wiped her ass with while she was doing it. The phrase is used in place of "your dad" or "your father" when addressing the children. This is an attempt to cast away all blame on "Mom of the year" and cast all misfortune on "The dead beat dad". Using laws written in the 1920's and 1930's, perfect moms are able to go to court, get a sizable portion of "dead beat dads" paycheck, give him the honor of being able to see his kids every other weekend, or at the last minute when mama's "going out", then re-enforce to the kids with cute little comments like, "Too bad your dad wont spend more time with you", or "I know, I know. Your dad never has any money". This along with many other factors leaves the child with the impression that almighty mom is perfect and dead beat dad, is just that, a dead beat. I mean really, how hard is it to program a 3 year old when you have them 90% of the time and 15 years to work on them. As time progresses, mom of the year usually ends up being 45 years old, looking like hammered dog shit, 6 kids from 3 different dads (all of course are dead beats). She is drunk by 10am on scotch, but thats ok because she has a nice business that she should really incorporate, because all the checks comming in between child support and alimony is a pain in the ass to keep track of. Of course all her problems are associated with the ex's, kids are hooked on drugs, daily gang bangs, and drink like fishes, but hey, they learned from the best huh?! As her tax writeoffs...I mean income producers...I mean kids get older, this is all they know, so the cycle repeats itself. Of course its all the dead beat dads fault, because the "sorry bastard" never spent time with his kids, and if he wanted to see them more he should have fought in court for the right!

Kid#1 Hey pal, why dont you ever talk about your dad?

Kid#2 My mom says he's a dead beat dad and he only wants to see me every now and then.

Kid#1 It must be right if your mom says so huh?

Kid#2 Yea, must be. He never has any money and lives in a shitty apartment anyway.

Kid#1 Doesnt he drive like 3 hours to get you though?

Kid#2 Yea

Kid#1 Man, I wish my dad would spend 10 minutes with me. By the way, You sure have a lot of cool shit. iPod, PS3, clothes, skateboard, cell phone, and scooter.

Kid#2 Yea, my mom is so cool huh?

See blame

6.

A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.

My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.