Dead Cat

What is Dead Cat?


1.

An ex-spouse/partner/lover. From the reference to how many people, in a given place, a person has had relationships with that can be hit by swinging a dead cat.

I have slept with way too many people in this bar tonight... This is definitely a Dead Cat situation.

2.

A pussythat has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.

"Hey, Dave, how'd you get on with that bint last night?"

"Oh christ, Wilko, I wished I hadn't even set foot in that club!"

"Why mate? Something bad happen?"

"Yeah, there I was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and I felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. And to top it all off, my arm's been burnt off at the elbow!"

"Oh jesus, Dave! Looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!"

"Yer right, Wilko, I'll have to get rid of the body now..."

See pussy, minge, muff, beef curtains


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