Dead Cert

What is Dead Cert?

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!

i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!

See dave, ed

Invincicock

1. a cock that is believed to be invincible by it's owner. - YOU CAN'T HURT ME, THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN INVINCICOCK! See cock, in..

Kelly/sinead

1. touting liar with rare shoulders. that kelly/sinead bird is a melter. See easy, munter, desperate, drunk, lady, baron samedi..

Doche

1. A pussy that is wider than it is deep. Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche! See pussy, choo..

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