What is Dead Chicken?
1.
A frequent practice by Louisiana and Key West voodoo occult members. After a ritual involving the use of a chicken the head is ripped off and the man quickly inserts his penis into the exposed and now blood lubricated neck. While the chicken's body goes into convulsions the demented man lays back and enjoys the vibrations.
Joe was tired of going out with his girlfriend so instead of talking it out civilized-like he pulled a Dead Chicken on her face to wake her the next morning.
Ba-kawk!
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2.
The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.
Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.
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