Dead Dick

What is Dead Dick?


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When a chick teases you really good and you think you're going to get laid, and then she totally stops. Like a dead arm, but more painful/important/cruel.

Dude with a boner: Oh my god baby you're so hot!

Hot blonde Sweedish chick: So are you! (playing with his dick)

Dude with a boner: So this means I'm getting laid right?

Hot blonde Sweedish chick: Nope. (As she walks out of the room and drives home)

Dude with a boner: Man! She gave me such a dead dick!

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