Dead Fish

What is Dead Fish?


1.

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.

Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"

2.

Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex.

He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!

3.

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."

"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

See fish, dead, awkward

4.

the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"

caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.

Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?

*puts hand in the air*

Quinn: Yeah sure!

*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*

Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*

"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"

See dead, fish, hi-five, wi-five, trick

5.

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!

6.

When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.

The Dead fish high five originated in Michigan.

See high five, hand, greetings, five, hands

7.

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, KMo just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."

"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

See embarassed, morris, awkward, dead, fish


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