Dead Fish Handshake

What is Dead Fish Handshake?

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"

David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

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