Dead Hand

What is Dead Hand?

Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.

After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.

See jacking off, masturbation, jerking off

v. to slap someone with a dead-like or loose hand.

When Eric and his friends mess around, they dead hand each other in the chest to hurt them.

See bitch slap, pimp slap, smack, slap, back hand

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