Dead Man Talking

What is Dead Man Talking?

1.

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...

Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!

(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)

Guy: Nevermind.

See dead man, women, stfu, moron
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