Dead Message

What is Dead Message?


1.

A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.

Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.

Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.

Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.

*beep*

Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*


19

Random Words:

1. A group a girls that stay together all night long and try to avoid all contact with men. also know as, "Girls night out." a b..
1. A dark-skinned negro. Stinkypie saw a kroakie get arrested at KFC. See shitlips, porchmonkey, swiss, chocolate, cake..
1. The best fucking rock band ever. They came, they rocked, they conquered. See Johnny Cash 2. (aka QOTSA) Nigh on the best fucking ba..