Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

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Zigzag

1. papers used for rolling joints in Gotta buy me some zigzags so we can roll us some joints. See Rubes 2. A zigzag is a blunt or a joi..

Totes Awes

1. A shortening of the phrase totally awesome; used to describe something that is exciting or rad. "How was the gig?" "The..

[messy] [fingers]

1. The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure ..

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