Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Buzoom

1. Slang for breast or boob. "Then he touched my buzoom". See breast, tit, boob..

Your Grandma's Hot

1. You want to have sex with someone Dude, your grandma's hot! See hot, grandma, cheese, salt, in, fish..

Rumplefuck

1. It is when one party wants to give anal sex to another party in a very rough manner. I was at a wrestling match then a fat guy in the a..

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