Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

W.e.s.

1. Abbreviation for "Wandering Eye Syndrome". Men use this when they are caught looking at a woman's chest and/or body and ..

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Berris

1. To have a total face! Disgusting facial appearance That boy over there, he's got a berris likes! See beris..

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