Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Girl Thing

1. Any concept which alienates and confuses males. Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Ouy Evol I

1. "I LOVE YOU" backwards Damini: ouy evol i.. Stefanie: I LOVE U 2 BABE!! See 134, i love you, sex, girls..

Petra-fy

1. 1. To induce a state of extreme gullibility into an individual. 2. To exhibit behaviour on the fringes of moral and sexual acceptabili..

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