Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

C.a.d.d.

1. Cellular Attention Deficit Disorder: A social disease with no known cause. Victims always seem to be talking on their phone, dialing a..

Ko'd

1. drunk, hignb totally wacked Hell know who she was, i was totally ko,d last week 2. To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness..

Queer Banana

1. an extremely curved penis i was givin James some domeski the other day, but his queer banana kept pokin my cheek! it bugged! See gay, ..

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