Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Vangga

1. An individual with the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women that has a penis; a penis-woman. Dang, Sibora, yo..

Mftp

1. Mother Fuck The Police Stoner 1 "Dude i just Got a ticket..." Stoner 2 "Man MFTP!" See police, fuck, government, ..

Logie

1. A Logie is a very bad joke. ted: What did the doctor say to the monk? jeff: I don't know...what did he say? ted:.....PENIS!! je..

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