Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Cherry Flavored Wrigley Gum

1. The same as Wet Wrigley Gumexcept when the man tries to cockslap the woman, she manages to grab it and take a bite out of it as revenge...

Bibulous

1. adj; A word describing something that resembles the unique stylings of Bib Jakes. The 20 inch spinners on that escalade is so bibulous...

Puppy Pounder

1. basically a dog fucker, just in nicer terms. that guy never does anything at work....what a puppy pounder. See dog, fucker, puppy, pou..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dead Monkey Edit Meaning