Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Kwyijibow

1. the bow used by kwyies eat my bow you nonk-wyjies..

Z's

1. To sleep. I'm not sure of how many ways to use it though. If you were sleeping you wouldn't be "z'ing." The o..

Knobtruck

1. A person, usually male, who is intentionally stupid That George is some knobtruck, isn't he? See knobtruck, idiot, bush, yo, momm..

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