Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

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Uproarious

1. to cause laughter by acting crazy You need to get your uproarious ass up out this piece, before a cap gets popped...

Craptism

1. The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom. "Why is Scott all drenched?" ..

Blackout Sex

1. when one consumes a large amount of alcohol, and proceeds to have sex with a member of the fairfield lacrosse team. Upon awaking, usuall..

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