Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Fuscle

1. The mixture between fat and muscle. Used by people denying there fattitude. I don't have fat, it's fuscle. See fat, muscle,..

Ooi

1. Out Of Interest ooi, what's your number?..

Your Mommas Penis

1. it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts vagina sweat..

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