Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

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Zute Tube

1. A commonly used device by stoners, where, to get the smell off quicker or barely have any smell at all if you are hitting it up somewher..

2bak

1. en måde at sige noget er god på du er da lidt 2bak..

Yams On The Run

1. When your yam(s) accidently slip out of the pee hole or the side of your briefs and you don't notice it until it's too late. ..

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