Dead Monkey

What is Dead Monkey?

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of pokerwith no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

See poker, monkey, losing, fail, failure, your mom

Messbuser

1. its basically a messenger abuser person 1: hey lisa called and said that she expects you home at 6:00 tonight. person 2: Why did she e..

Intercept

1. Verb To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it. John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go..

Fuckissed

1. The act of typing saying or typing the word fuck but meaning to say the word kissed. Youngblood and Gringo just fuckissed! See fucked,..

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