Dead Parrot

What is Dead Parrot?


1.

A surrealdud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Pythonsketch.

A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.

Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.

"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."

2.

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

3.

When a guy goes up behind another guy (or girl) that's sitting down and pulls out his dick and gently rests it on the sitting persons shoulder, thus creating a dead parrot.

Mike came up behind Joey and pulled a slick move, he gave him a dead parrot.


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